Tom Coughlin, who bears an uncanny resemblance to Smykowski from the movie Office Space, was sentenced to jail for stealing from Wal-Mart. His doctors testified he was 'in too poor health' to go to jail, which sounds to me like bullshit. If you're rich, and you have apnea, don't worry about committing crime because you might not have to do the time. Of course if you don't have fantastic lawyers or doctors there exists no such protection. I am for the rich and famous serving the same sentences as the poor.

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