• New Congressional Intern Disillusioned With Politics and Democracy In Record 6 Minutes, 41 Seconds | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
  WASHINGTON—Once-idealistic Penn State senior Marc Leitman set a congressional internship record Tuesday when, within seven minutes of his arrival on Capitol Hill, he became hopelessly disillusioned with American politics, having overheard his sponsoring senator offer a government contract to a construction company in exchange for free home renovations.

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