• McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Small Talks.
  on a meta level, small talk sounds really pathetic... Buying Lunch at the Food Cart Customer: Weather joke! Server: Ha ha ha! Customer: Ha ha ha! Server: Weather complaint. Customer: Additional weather complaint. (Homeless man runs by wearing pants over head.) Customer: Job market joke! Server: Ha ha ha!

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