The terrifying new Psychoaster

Good marketing for a new rollercoaster in England:
The £15million ride will be restricted to 16 to 55-year-olds only and visitors limited to one ride per day "due to concerns about emotional maturity and physical health", resort bosses said.

If you want to prove your new ride is scary, what better way to do so than to act concerned about the rider's health? Ultimately this will probably make people want to sue operators of roller coasters without waivers and the practice will spread to other amusement parks.

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