YOUR ASSISTANCE IS NEEDED: STOCK AWARD NOTICE (Ref: LSUK/2031/8161/05)

DEAR SIR,

I HAVE THE BELIEVE YOU ARE A REPUTABLE AND RESPONSIBLE AND TRUSTWORTHY PERSON I CAN DO BUSINESS WITH FROM THE LITTLE INFORMATION SO FAR I GATHERED ABOUT YOU DURING MY SEARCH FOR A PARTNER AND BY MATTER OF TRUST I MUST NOT HESITATE TO CONFIDE IN YOU FOR THIS SIMPLE AND SINCERE BUSINESS.

LET ME START BY INTRODUCING MYSELF PROPERLY , I AM MR. IRVING TRUBE, LOAN OFFICER WITH SILICON VALLEY BANK PLC SAN FRANCISCO BRANCH, I CAME TO KNOW OF YOU IN MY PRIVATE SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE AND REPUTABLE PERSON TO HANDLE THIS CONFIDENTIAL TRANSACTION,WHICH INVOLVES TRANSFERING HUGE SUM OF MONEY TO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT REQUIRING MAXIMUM CONFIDENCE.

THE PREPOSITION:

A FOREIGNER AND AN AMERICAN , MR KEVIN BURKE (SWE) AN ENGINEER WITH A UNICORN STARTUP IN SAN FRANCISCO, UNTIL HIS DEPARTURE WEEKS AGO DUE TO BOREDOM AND A TWENTY FIVE CENT SURCHARGE ON DRINKS FROM THE SODA MACHINE BANKED WITH US AT SILICON VALLEY BANK OF SAN FRANCISCO PLC. A YOUNG WHITE MAN OF MEDIOCRE ABILITY, ENGR BURKE HIRED DUE TO HIS APPARENT WILLINGNESS TO WORK LONG HOURS FOR BEER, JUNK FOOD AND A PINBALL TABLE, WAS IMPRUDENTLY GRANTED A LARGE NUMBER OF SHARES OF COMMON STOCK. THROUGH NO FAULT OF HIS OWN, THE END OF DECEMBER 2015 THE SHARES WERE WORTH $8,432,000USD.

THE MANAGEMENT OF UNICORN STARTUP PLC UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF THEIR CHAIRMAN AND MEMBERS OF THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS ARRANGEMENTS HAVE BEEN MADE FOR THE STOCK TO BE DECLARED "UNCLAIMED" AFTER 90 DAYS AND SUBSEQUENTLY DONATE THE FUNDS TO THE VENTURE CAPITALISTS, AND THIS WILL FUTHER ENHANCE THE CAUSE OF RICH WHITE MEN IN SILICON VALLEY AND SCHOOL TEACHER PENSION FUNDS IN GENERAL . THE COMPANY NOW EXPECTS BURKE TO EXERCISE HIS OPTIONS WITHIN 90 DAYS OR LOSE THE SHARES.

POOR ENGR BURKE EXPLAINED TO ME THAT HE HAS NO CASH ON HAND TO PURCHASE THE SHARES, ( HE PUT HIS LIFE SAVINGS IN AN ONLINE BITCOIN ACCOUNT THAT WAS FOUNDED AS A TRADING SITE FOR MAGIC THE GATHERING CARDS ).

HE SAID I SHOULD SEEK FOR A GOD FEARING PARTNER IN A BAY AREA COUNTY OF MY CHOICE WHERE I WILL TRANSFER THIS STOCK AND USE IT FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE, (SUCH AS FURTHER INCREASING THE ALREADY RIDICULOUS PRICES OF BAY AREA REAL ESTATE). SIR, WE ARE HONOURABLY SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE FOLLOWING WAYS.

IN OTHER TO AVERT THIS NEGATIVE DEVELOPMENT SOME OF MY TRUSTED COLLEAGUES AND I NOW SEEK YOUR PERMISSION TO LOAN MONEY TO THE DESPONDENT MR. KEVIN BURKE SO THAT THE STOCK WILL BE RELEASED AND A CERTIFICATE WILL BE ISSUED AS THE STARTUP'S THIRD EMPLOYEE . WE HAVE BEEN MANDATED BY THE BANK TO OFFICIALY PROVIDE THE FUNDS WITHIN THE SHORTEST POSSIBLE TIME (90 DAYS), THAT IS WHY WE HAVE DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU AND MORE SO WE ARE ASSURING YOU THAT YOU THAT THE BUSINESS IS 100% RISK FREE INVOLVEMENT .

MOREOVER SIR, WE ARE WILLING TO OFFER YOU 15% OF THE SUM AS COMPENSATION FOR EFFORT INPUT AFTER THE SUCCESSFUL LOAN OF THIS MONEY TO MR. KEVIN BURKE'S ACCOUNT, UNTIL UNICORN STARTUP RIDES OUT ADVERSE MARKET CONDITIONS, UNDERGOES SEVERAL POINTLESS BRANDING EXERCISES, HIRES ITS OLD CEO BACK AND TENDERS AN INITIAL PUBLIC OFFERING. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CONTACT ,ME VIA THIS GPG PUBLIC KEY: 8F A0 A0 2F 1A D1 C0 2F

THANK YOU IN ADVANCED FOR YOUR ANTICIPATED CO-OPERATION

BEST REGARDS

MR IRVING TRUBE

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