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Pluto, the relatively small hunk of rock past Neptune, got demoted from planetary status today by a committee of astronomers. Start thinking of new acronyms, folks, because "My very educated mother just served us nine pies" isn't gonna cut it anymore. Seeing as nothing moves faster than light, it's possible Pluto is revolving out in space unaware of its new status.